Random Web Weirdness

They are downsizing around here… and I don’t mean dress size.
This day needs a little pick me up.

 
Running For Donuts
Don’t worry about missing the donut run because there’s another one.

 
Sugar Can Help Prevent Overeating
Circa 1971 and it was all downhill from there.

 
Low Carb Bra – It’s Bacon (potentially NSFW)

Low Carb Water – It’s Pork… (Via)

 
The other white meat
Christopher Walken called.
He said “I didn’t know it was a burrito. I’m strictly low-carb.
Baby Burrito
Via

 
Carl Warner’s Food Art
Food Art
Via

 
The way to a man’s hiccups…

Perhaps some of the finest moments in hiccup medicine have come from the small but determined literature on the use of digital rectal massage…

 

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Can Food Be Evil?

Or is it just the people who put together the ingredients?

I found myself asking this question today when I saw this:

Candied Bacon Ice Cream
Candied Bacon Ice Cream

This is probably not the worst food perversion we have witnessed after the frenzy of Fry Everything stories last year.

But because it starts with something as wholesome as bacon (as opposed to, say, a Snickers bar), the transgression is all the more gut wrenching.

The good news for eaters is that if this concoction makes you ill, you can alleviate your pains without leaving the “frozen dessert” food group… Yes I’m talking of that other great creation, Pepto Bismol Ice-Cream (which in fairness must be commended for using real vanilla).

Yes people, it’s not just the economy that signals the end-times. Deep-fried lattes and candied bacon ice-cream surely preceed the four horsemen of the apocalypse.