Obesity ‘epidemic’ turns global

BBC:

People are getting fatter in all parts of the world, with the possible exception of south and east Asia, a one-day global snapshot shows.

Hmmm… so it’s not just Americans that are fattening up. Well here’s my theory.. Obesity really started to take off about 20 years ago which is right around the time that world UFO sightings dropped dramatically. What if the greys had finished their field research and just started to zap us with their devised “get fat” formula in preparation for the harvest?! You have to admit that the people reporting “alien abduction” did happen to be a bit chunkier than the average citizen.

You heard it here first!

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